#1- you had very awful 'flu' like symptoms the night before (and didn't keep any of that o so good smoked pork down. TMI??)
#2- your husband left you at home (because you told him to because you didn't want him to miss out on the fun,because you are sick...because.because.because...) while he went to the air show in Sacramento
|sorry.its all gone!|
#3- you done lost your only piece of communication with the world- your cell phone (o I guess I still have Skype, eh!?) yes, trully. my precious cell phone is GONE. disappeared right under my nose. I had it one second and the next...well. ya. that was 2 and 1/2 days ago already and it still hasn't turned up amidst the total upheaval of our house, parents-in-laws house, and our pick-up.no.phone.
So with those 3 veeeeery outstanding 'problems' I decided I could use